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jinxley:


i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

(via newcrystalcitysteel)

This monkey has more swag then you will ever have in your entire life!

This monkey has more swag then you will ever have in your entire life!

  • I just found out that my favourite pair of Galaxy pants have moons on the ass. I thought about the possibilities.
  • Attractive polite boy: You do know there are moons on your buttox
  • Me: are you saying my ass is of this world?
  • Him: ...
  • Other people: ...
  • Zeus: ...
  • God: ...
  • Jesus: ...
  • Ghosts: ...
  • Me: *wiggles eyebrows*

So I drew my Otp!

So I drew my Otp!

bagnusmane:

Magnus &amp; Alec (based on this spoilery snippet)

"Alec, we have to go!"Alec heard Jace’s voice from far away but he really was too busy to care. Just a few minutes ago he thought that seeing Magnus again was the worst moment of his life. And he didn’t dare to look at him or yet to speak. Of course he tried to call him every night until Jace broke his phone. Alec often walked past his loft in Brooklyn, looking up at the windows and he remembered having a key to this loft. He would just go there whenever he wanted and it was like a second home for him. He knew everything in there.And there he was and Alec felt this pain inside of him as if Magnus eyes were knives that pierced through his soul. The moment when Magnus told him it was over was like a thousand papercuts soaked in vinegar."Alexander," Magnus whispered and his tone had made him look up. Suddenly he was right before him and his lips were on his. Alec didn’t know what happened and he didn’t know what to do as if it were there first kiss. His hand was at Magnus’ arm which travelled up to his hair and he pulled Alec even closer to him. Magnus, Magnus, Magnus, it was the only thing Alec could think of. He closed his eyes and joined his kiss, opening his mout, tasting the warlock after a long time. He missed this so much. He missed having this everytime he wanted. He missed to say that he was his. His warlock. His Magnus. Alec put his arms around Magnus and pulled tighter, letting out a moan as the warlock bit his lower lip. It sent a feeling of pleasure through his whole body. It has been way too long. Alec pushed him against the stone wall of the Institute and pressed his body against his. He wanted to feel everything. And he could. He could exactly feel Magnus.He almost forgot that he could have that effect on him. Alec broke the kiss but continued to kiss along his jawline. He removed Magnus’ black scarf so he had acces to his throat and his tongue tasted his skin."Alec…" Magnus whispered and pulled his hair so his head was up again. They were both breathing heavily as if they had run around the Central Park. Magnus removed his hands from Alecs hair and held his face which was still hovering over his mouth, only milimetres away. He could already feel their warmth and smell his breath. Alec didn’t want to stop. He couldn’t. “I believe you have to go," Magnus said and in that moment he heard someone clearing his throat. Both heads turned left and saw Jace leaning against the wall three metres away from them, smirking. “No pressure, lovebirds. Just wanted to inform you that there is a war going on. Maybe you did notice."

bagnusmane:

Magnus & Alec (based on this spoilery snippet)

"Alec, we have to go!"
Alec heard Jace’s voice from far away but he really was too busy to care. Just a few minutes ago he thought that seeing Magnus again was the worst moment of his life. And he didn’t dare to look at him or yet to speak. Of course he tried to call him every night until Jace broke his phone. Alec often walked past his loft in Brooklyn, looking up at the windows and he remembered having a key to this loft. He would just go there whenever he wanted and it was like a second home for him. He knew everything in there.
And there he was and Alec felt this pain inside of him as if Magnus eyes were knives that pierced through his soul. The moment when Magnus told him it was over was like a thousand papercuts soaked in vinegar.
"Alexander," Magnus whispered and his tone had made him look up. Suddenly he was right before him and his lips were on his. Alec didn’t know what happened and he didn’t know what to do as if it were there first kiss. His hand was at Magnus’ arm which travelled up to his hair and he pulled Alec even closer to him.
Magnus, Magnus, Magnus, it was the only thing Alec could think of. He closed his eyes and joined his kiss, opening his mout, tasting the warlock after a long time. He missed this so much. He missed having this everytime he wanted. He missed to say that he was his. His warlock. His Magnus. 
Alec put his arms around Magnus and pulled tighter, letting out a moan as the warlock bit his lower lip. It sent a feeling of pleasure through his whole body. It has been way too long. Alec pushed him against the stone wall of the Institute and pressed his body against his. He wanted to feel everything. And he could. He could exactly feel Magnus.
He almost forgot that he could have that effect on him. Alec broke the kiss but continued to kiss along his jawline. He removed Magnus’ black scarf so he had acces to his throat and his tongue tasted his skin.
"Alec…" Magnus whispered and pulled his hair so his head was up again. They were both breathing heavily as if they had run around the Central Park. Magnus removed his hands from Alecs hair and held his face which was still hovering over his mouth, only milimetres away. He could already feel their warmth and smell his breath. Alec didn’t want to stop. He couldn’t. “I believe you have to go," Magnus said and in that moment he heard someone clearing his throat. Both heads turned left and saw Jace leaning against the wall three metres away from them, smirking. “No pressure, lovebirds. Just wanted to inform you that there is a war going on. Maybe you did notice."

(via sanseastark)

Source: magnusbane

karenmarsherondale:

MALEC! I love them….*-*

I just screamed!

(via tmitiduk)

Source: karenmarsherondale

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs


Moon moon, no!

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

Moon moon, no!

(via choco-taco-with-choco-sauce)

Don&#8217;t you mean JonASS?

Don’t you mean JonASS?

(via squidwurd)

Source: therecklesssyouth

chubbymon:

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toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Yes.

What? How? O_O

(via dark-prince-of-mars)

Source: toothytyrant

#Hate accepted some people tell me I look like a dog.

#Hate accepted some people tell me I look like a dog.

(via squidwurd)

Source: emosad420